hotboyproblems:

how do hackers even hack people i forget my password on a weekly basis

cokeflow:

mirandasexnoise:

greg0ry:

nicki minaj is 30

how

she was born 30 years ago

(Source: compares)

geekishchic:

itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

he who must not be laid

asgardian-angels:

m-ahagoni:

thecompanionsdoctor:

My week is basically:

  • Monday
  • Monday #2
  • Monday #3
  • Monday #4
  • Friday
  • Saturday
  • Pre-Monday

At least it’s not

  • Tuesday
  • Tuesday #2
  • Tuesday #3
  • Tuesday #4
  • Tuesday #5
  • Tuesday #6
  • Tuesday #7

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(Source: fromuponp0ppyhill)


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oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE  CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE 

(Source: aphmolossia)

guy:

slaapular:

guy:

carpenter side of tumblr can u explain morning wood

hammering should do the trick

thank u i’ll make sure to do that tomorrow


jackhawksmoor:

onlylolgifs:

Fish on Wheels

OH MY GOD HE’S OFF TO SEE THE WORLD

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HE’S LIKE A FISH ASTRONAUT LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE


(Source: rouxx)